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#2 – Plan Ahead! - You can never be too prepared for a zombie outbreak and it is advisable to start now! Know your escape routes, organise readily-available transport and, if possible, arrange a suitable shelter and stock up with canned goods, bottled water etc. Although your actions may receive the odd, bemused stare from relatives and well-wishers, you’ll have the last laugh when they are caught up in the frenzy of panic-buying - squabbling over the last Oxo cube at the local convenience store, in the midst of an undead plague...
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Oxo cubes are very important! Though i feel nothing beats a brilo pad panic buy...
ReplyDeleteWhen the dead walk the earth, brillo pads may also be in sudden high demand !
ReplyDeletethat why i stocked up yesterday! i'll be laughing while the other fools are fighting for them! ha ha!
ReplyDeleteVery wise indeed !
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